Murphys Laws: Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering to Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent production units will malfunction.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Major changes in construction will always be requested after fabrication is nearly completed.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Interchangeable parts won't.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Manufacturer's specifications of performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.5.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Salespeople's claims for performance should be multiplied by a factor of 0.25.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Installation and Operating Instructions shipped with the device will be promptly discarded by the Receiving Department.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Any device requiring service or adjustment will be least accessible.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Service Conditions as given on specifications will be exceeded.

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