Murphys Laws: Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering to Law of Political Erosion
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one will be at fault.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Identical units which test in an identical fashion will not behave in an identical fashion in the field.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is set through service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor.
Theory of the International Society of Philosophic Engineering : Warranty and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
Phone Booth Rule : A lone dime always gets the number nearly right.
Pierson's Law : If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
Pike Law of Punditry : The successful pundit is provided more opportunities to say things than he has things worth saying.
Axiom of the Pipe. (Trischmann's Paradox) : A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Plotnick's Law : The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.
Law of Political Erosion : Once the erosion of power begins, it has a momentum all its own.
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