Murphys Laws: Sam's Axioms to Schmidt's Law (probably a different Schmidt)
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Sam's Axioms : Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.
Sattinger's Law : It works better if you plug it in.
Sattler's Law : There are 32 points to the compass, meaning that there are 32 directions in which a spoon can squirt grapefruit; yet, the juice almost invariably flies straight into the human eye.
Saunders's Discovery : Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten.
Sayre's Third Law of Politics : Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, because the stakes are so low.
Schenk's First Principle of Industrial Market Economics : Good salesmen and good repairmen will never go hungry.
Schickel's TV Theorems : Any dramatic series the producers want us to take seriously as a representation of contemporary reality cannot be taken seriously as a representation of anything -- except a show to be ignored by anyone capable of sitting upright in a chair and chewing gum simultaneously.
Schickel's TV Theorems : The only programs a grown-up can possibly stand are those intended for children. Or, more properly, those that cater to those pre-adolescent fantasies that most have never abandoned.
Schmidt's Law : Never eat prunes when you're hungry.
Schmidt's Law (probably a different Schmidt) : If you mess with something long enough, it'll break.
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