Murphys Laws: Schuckit's Law to Law of Selective Gravity (the Buttered Side Down Law)
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Schuckit's Law : All interference in human conduct has the potential for causing harm, no matter how innocuous the procedure may be.
Schultze's Law : If you can't measure output, then you measure input.
Schumpeter's Observation of Scientific and Nonscientific Theories : Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.
Old Scottish Prayer : O Lord, grant that we may always be right, for Thou knowest we will never change our minds.
Scott's First Law : No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Scott's Second Law : When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been correct in the first place.
Scott's Second Law Corollary : After the correction has been found in error, it will be impossible to fit the original quantity back into the equation.
Screwdriver Syndrome : Sometimes, where a complex problem can be illuminated by many tools, one can be forgiven for applying the one he knows best.
Segal's Law : A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never sure.
Law of Selective Gravity (the Buttered Side Down Law) : An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
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