Murphys Laws: Law of Selective Gravity to Smith's Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoys

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Law of Selective Gravity : An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Sevareid's Law : The chief cause of problems is solutions.
Mother Sigafoos's Observation : A man should be greater than some of his parts.
Simmon's Law : The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distance from the actual event.
Simon's Law : Everything put together sooner or later falls apart.
Sinner's Law of Retaliation : Do whatever your enemies don't want you to do.
Skinner's Constant (Flannegan's Finagling Factor) : That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided into, added to, or subtracted from the answer you got, gives you the answer you should have gotten.
Skole's Rule for Antique Dealers : Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you're looking for." Always say, "Too bad, I just sold one the other day."
Law of Slide Presentation : In any slide presentation, at least one slide will be upside down or backwards, or both.
Smith's Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoys : Never use one word when a dozen will suffice.

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