Murphys Laws: Smith's Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoys to Sociology's Iron Law of Oligarchy

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Smith's Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoys : If it can be understood, it's not finished yet.
Smith's Principles of Bureaucratic Tinkertoys : Never be the first to do anything.
Snafu Equations : Given any problem containing n equations, there will be n+1 unknowns.
Snafu Equations : An object or bit of information most needed, will be least available.
Snafu Equations : In any human endeavor, once you have exhausted all possibilities and fail, there will be one solution, simple and obvious, highly visible to everyone else.
Snafu Equations : Badness comes in waves.
First Law of Socio-Economics : In a hierarchical system, the rate of pay for a given task increases in inverse ratio to the unpleasantness and difficulty of the task.
First Law of Socio-Genetics : Celibacy is not hereditary.
Woods's Refutation of the First Law of Socio-Genetics : On the contrary, if you never procreate, neither will your kids.
Sociology's Iron Law of Oligarchy : In every organized activity, no matter the sphere, a small number will become the oligarchical leaders and the others will follow.

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