Murphys Laws: Sueker's Note to Swipple's Rule of Order

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)


Sueker's Note : If you need n items of anything, you will have n - 1 in stock.
Suhor's Law : A little ambiguity never hurt anyone.
Law of Superiority : The first example of superior principle is always inferior to the developed example of inferior principle.
Law of Superstition : It's bad luck to be superstititious.
Survival Formula for Public Office : Exploit the inevitable (which means, take credit for anything good which happens whether you had anything to do with it or not).
Survival Formula for Public Office : Don't disturb the perimeter (meaning don't stir up a mess unless you can be sure of the result).
Survival Formula for Public Office : Stay in with the Outs (the Ins will make so many mistakes, you can't afford to alienate the Outs).
Survival Formula for Public Office : Don't permit yourself to get between a dog and a lamppost.
Sutton's Law : Go where the money is.
Swipple's Rule of Order : He who shouts loudest has the floor.

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