Murphys Laws: Taxi Principle to Thwartz's Theorem of Low Profile
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Taxi Principle : Find out the cost before you get in.
Terman's Law : There is no direct relationship between the quality of an educational program and its cost.
Terman's Law of Innovation : If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.
Fourth Law of Thermodynamics : If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero.
Thinking Man's Tautology : If you think you're wrong, you're wrong.
Thinking Man's Tautology Corollary : If you think you're wrong, you're right.
Thoreau's Law : If you see a man approaching with the obvious intent of doing you good, run for your life.
Thoreau's Rule : Any fool can make a rule, and every fool will mind it.
Thurber's Conclusion : There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
Thwartz's Theorem of Low Profile : Negative expectation thwarts realization, and self-congratulation guarantees disaster. (Or, simply put: If you think of it, it won't happen quite that way.)
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