Murphys Laws: TJ's Principles to TJ's Principles
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
TJ's Principles : Never stand next to anyone who looks tremendously important. Sharpshooters make mistakes too.
TJ's Principles : Safety in numbers does not apply to hand-grenades, machine guns, nukes, and poison gas.
TJ's Principles : When the shit hits the fan it will not be evenly distributed.
TJ's Principles : It's easier to be a pacifist when no one is shooting at you.
TJ's Principles : The service canΓt give you brains, but it can put you in charge.
TJ's Principles : Anything hit with a big enough bomb will fall apart.
TJ's Principles : Allies come and go; enemies accumulate.
TJ's Principles : Protecting the little girls and boys is reason enough to fight.
TJ's Principles : The probability of winning is directly proportional to the willingness to die for your beliefs. The probability of winning is more directly proportional to your ability to make the other guy die for his beliefs.
TJ's Principles : Incompetent officers often have able sergeants. Able officers often have incompetent sergeants. The private/airman/seaman can lose in either situation.
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