Murphys Laws: Torquemada's Law to Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Torquemada's Law : When you are sure you're right, you have a moral duty to impose your will upon anyone who disagrees with you.
Transcription Square Law : The number of errors made is equal to the sum of the squares employed.
Travel Axiom : He travels fastest who travels alone . . . but he hasn't anything to do when he gets there.
First Law of Travel : No matter how many rooms there are in the motel, the fellow who starts up his car at five o'clock in the morning is always parked under your window.
Trischmann's Paradox (Axiom of the Pipe) : A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his mouth.
Law of Triviality : The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Any running program is obsolete.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Any planned program costs more and takes longer.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Any useful program will have to be changed.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Any useless program will have to be documented.
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