Murphys Laws: Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming to Turnauckas's Observation

(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)

Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : The size of a program expands to fill all available memory.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : The complexity of a program grows until it exceeds the capability of its maintainers.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Any system that relies on computer reliability is unreliable.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Any system that relies on human reliability is unreliable.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Make it possible for programmers to write programs in English, and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
Troutman's Laws of Computer Programming : Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Truman's Law : If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Tuccille's First Law of Reality : Industry always moves in to fill an economic vacuum.
Turnauckas's Observation : To err is human; to really foul things up takes a computer.

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