Murphys Laws: Turner's Law to The Unapplicable Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Turner's Law : Nearly all prophecies made in public are wrong.
Twain's Rule : Only kings, editors, and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we".
Tylk's Law : Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.
Ubell's Law of Press Luncheons : At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the information.
Uhlmann's Razor : When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.
Uhlmann's Razor Corollary (Law of Historical Causation) : "It seemed like the thing to do at the time."
The Ultimate Law : All general statements are false.
The Ultimate Principle : By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.
Umbrella Law : You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on the train.
The Unapplicable Law : Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
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