Murphys Laws: Universal Field Theory of Perversity (Mule's Law) to Vonnegut's Corollary
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Universal Field Theory of Perversity (Mule's Law) : The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object involved and inversely with the product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.
Unnamed Law : If it happens, it must be possible.
The Unspeakable Law : As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.
Vail's Axiom : In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchical level.
Vance's Rule of 2 1/2 : Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of what is wanted.
Lucy Van Pelt's Observation : There must be one day above all others in each life that is the happiest.
Lucy Van Pelt's Observation Corollary : What if you've already had it?
Vique's Law : A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Von Braun's Law of Gravity : We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
Vonnegut's Corollary : Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the core.
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