Murphys Laws: Waddell's Law of Equipment Failure to Washington's Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Waddell's Law of Equipment Failure : A component's degree of reliability is directly proportional to its ease of accessibility (i.e., the harder it is to get to, the more often it breaks down).
Waffle's Law : A professor's enthusiasm for teaching the introductory course varies inversely with the likelihood of his having to do it.
Wain's Conclusion : The only people making money these days are the ones who sell computer paper.
Waldo's Observation : One man's red tape is another man's system.
Walinsky's Law : The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.
Walinsky's First Law of Political Campaigns : If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.
Walker's Law : Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve. Run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened. Keep the company of bums and you will become a bum. Hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check and dying broke.
Wallace's Observation : Everything is in a state of utter dishevelment.
Walters's Law of Management : If you're already in a hole, there's no use to continue digging.
Washington's Law : Space expands to house the people to perform the work that Congress creates.
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