Murphys Laws: Watson's Law to Weinberg's Law
(Murphy's Laws collected: 1583)
Watson's Law : The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the number and significance of any persons watching it.
Rule of the Way Out : Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.
Weaver's Law : When several reporters share a cab on an assignment, the reporter in the front seat pays for all.
Weaver's Law Corollary (O'Doyle) : No matter how many reporters share a cab, and no matter who pays, each puts the full fare on his own expense account.
Weaver's Law Corollary (Germond) : When a group of newsmen go out to dinner together, the bill is to be divided evenly among them, regardless of what each one eats and drinks.
Weber-Fechner Law : The least change in stimulus necessary to produce a perceptible change in response is proportional to the stimulus already existing.
Weidner's Queries : The tide comes in and the tide goes out, and what have you got?
Weidner's Queries : They say an elephant never forgets, but what's he got to remember?
Weiler's Law : Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
Weinberg's Law : If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
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