Light Bulb Jokes: A & R Men to Admin Assistants
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many A & R men does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. Well, I'm going to go out on a beam on this one, but I liked it better without the lightbulb.
Q: How many A & R men does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. We're not changing any lightbulbs at the moment.
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Five: One to write the grant proposal, one to do the mathematical modelling, one to type the research paper, one to submit the paper for publishing, and one to hire a student to do the work.
Q: How many academics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. That's what research students are for.
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None--just assume it's changed.
Q: How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : A finite number F. One to change it and F-1 to act in a stereotypical manner according to the part they're playing (See the formula @ the start.)
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to stand on a chair and change it and one to say I wish I was up there !
Q: How many admin assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. I can't do anything unless you complete a lightbulb design change request form.
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