Light Bulb Jokes: Daleks to Deaf Blind People
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 1,500,000: To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them.
Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the building.
Q: How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb.
Q: How many Dario Argento fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to film the demise of the old one in explicit gorey detail, using obscure camera angles.
Q: How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None--Hanover doesn't have electricity!
Q: How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to write the light bulb removal routine, one to write the light bulb insertion routine, and one to make sure no one else is trying to change the light bulb at the same time.
Q: How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb.
Q: How many deaf blind people does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness...
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