Light Bulb Jokes: Deconstructionists to Doctors
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many deconstructionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : It doesn't matter. Even if the bulb is screwed in, it will always be flickering, however faintly, so it really hasn't worked. It is incapable of delivering uninterrupted light.
Q: How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the lightbulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Q: How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The light bulb works fine on the system in my office . . .
Q: How many Dixons assistants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks. It's a new fangled addition. It's been developed by, er, (etc...)
Q: How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They just tell it to take two asprin and come round to the surgery later.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They only sign the death certificate and phone the mortuary.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They would diagnose depression and prescribe benzo diazapines.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nurse!
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
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