Light Bulb Jokes: Doctors to Dull People
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : That depends on whether it has health insurance.
Q: How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
Q: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to change it, and one to sniff the first ones' butt.
Q: How many Douglas Wilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : I don't know, he can't decide if he is going to screw a lightbulb in or not!
Q: How many Druids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : None, Druids screw in stone circles.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They have a machine that does that now.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One, but only after asking Why?
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).
Q: How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One.
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