Light Bulb Jokes: Dune Coons to Economists
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Dune Coons does it take to replace a light bulb?
Ans : Three - one to hold the bulb and two to turn the stool, but they need a foreign adviser to tell them it was burned out.
Q: How many Dylan fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Q: How many dysfunctional family members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Light bulb? What light bulb?
Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
Ans : 10, one to change the light bulb and 9 to misread the manual.
Q: How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?
Ans : Eno.
Q: How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to assume the ladder, and one to change the light bulb.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : That depends on the wage rate.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
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