Light Bulb Jokes: Editors to Elephants
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but first they have to rewire the entire building.
Q: How many editors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two--one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb.
Q: How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?
Ans : Many hands make light work.
Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
Ans : None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
Q: How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?
Ans : None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
Q: How many egotists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One. He holds onto the lightbulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
Q: How many Einsteins does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. Then it just might be easier to leave the bulb alone and change the room. It's all relative.
Q: How many election canvassers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. They'd just go round telling everyone that it's time for a change but the only way this can come about is if everyone votes for New lightbulb.
Q: How many elephants does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two, but it has to be a pretty big light bulb!
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