Light Bulb Jokes: Emergency Room Technicians to Ethnics
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many emergency room technicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room.
Q: How many engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but the rest of the class copies the report.
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.
Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We've had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine.
Q: How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : If the light bulb is out, that's the way Nature intended it!
Q: How many Ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and...
Q: How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Essex girls screw in cars.
Q: How many EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Fifty. Everybody takes turns trying to screw it in while the leader tells them all what rotten bulb screwers they are. No one is allowed to go to the bathroom during the entire procedure.
Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.
Q: How many ethnics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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