Light Bulb Jokes: European Ballet Dancers to Existentialists
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they like Danzig in the dark.
Q: How many Evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 33. One to do it, 2 to bask in its glory, and 30 to take collections in the bulb's name.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Evolution can only produce different shapes of light bulbs; it can never change it into an animal.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it takes eight million years.
Q: How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : There's no evidence that the change is due to evolution. What use would a mutation that produced part of a filament be?
Q: How many executives does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it will be an incandescent flame burning at the heart of a godless universe.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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