Light Bulb Jokes: Experienced Computer Users to Feminists
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many experienced computer users does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Why do they have to keep changing it ? Every bloody week. You'd've thought they'd have learnt by now, if it's not broken they shouldn't bugger about with it. What's that ? It WAS broken this time you say ? *Blush*
Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
Q: How many fat-cat factory owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The replacement bulbs have refused to cross the union picket lines.
Q: How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to change the light bulb, and one to cover up the facts surrounding the incident.
Q: How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Q: How many female opera singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. If they sing loudly enough they'll break it.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Eleven. One to change the light bulb and ten to form a support group!
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to declare that the bulb has violated the socket. One to secretly wish she was the socket. One to secretly wish she was the bulb. One to do it all by herself ! And one to stand there and say: That's not funny !
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One hundred. One to do it and the other 99 to say that the bulb screwer does not represent mainstream feminism in doing so.
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Seven. One to change the light bulb. Three to protest the offense committed by the light bulb in regards to the socket. Two to secretly wish they were the socket. One to secretly wish she was the light bulb.
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