Light Bulb Jokes: Feminists to Field Service Engineers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Thats not funny!!!
Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two Is there something wrong with that!
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. That's a software problem.
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. They always work in the dark!
Q: How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : That depends on how many defective bulbs they brought.
Q: How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Well the diagnostics don't show a problem, it must be a hardware problem.
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Ans : 2. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Ans : None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Ans : None: We'll fix it in software.
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Ans : Well, the diagnostics all check out fine, so it's a software problem.
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