Light Bulb Jokes: Field Service Engineers to Flies
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many field service engineers does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Ans : Who can tell. Field service engineers are always in the dark.
Q: How many Field Service Engineerss does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)
Q: How many figure skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to do it and one to knock the ladder out from under her.
Q: How many Filipinoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : We don't know. The new bulb keeps getting shot at the airport.
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
Q: How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Four--one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof.
Q: How many first year civil engineering students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. That's a second year subject.
Q: How many first-time computer users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but it takes him three hours and two phone calls to the electrician before he realizes he forgot to turn the switch on.
Q: How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five, and you should've seen the light bulb! It must have been this big.
Q: how many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : - Two, but how did they get in there?
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