Light Bulb Jokes: Folk Singers to Frat Guys
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many folk singers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. One to change it, and four to sing about how good the old one was.
Q: How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
Q: How many folk-dancers does it take to change a light-bulb?
Ans : Just one, but they break a lot of bulbs, when they drop everything to get onto the dance-floor when they hear the introduction to a dance they want to do.
Q: How many folklorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Ten-one to do it and nine to document it.
Q: How many folklorists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Ten. One to change it and nine to document it.
Q: How many football managers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Well, it would only take one, but actually he doesn't change it at all if it worked all right for him last time (lest he gets caricatured on the back page of the gutter press.)
Q: How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The entire team. And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Q: How many FORTRAN programs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : 1
Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins.
Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. Frat boys screw in puddles of vomit.
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