Light Bulb Jokes: Frat Guys to Gardeners
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
Q: How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One; he designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one and screw itself in.
Q: How many Freemasons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : I Can't tell you, it's a secret.
Q: How many Freemasons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : What!! Change?!?
Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 has to go and get another one, and then farmer #3 changes it.
Q: How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. one to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis I mean ladder.
Q: How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : The bible does not say anything about light bulbs!
Q: How many futurologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. He just takes the old functioning one out when nobody's looking, just to be certain.
Q: How many games machine programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Ans : One, but he needs the seal of approval from Nintendo before he can put his light-bulb in THEIR socket.
Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Just one. The new light bulbs are just as easy to change as the older, heavier ones.
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