Light Bulb Jokes: Gardeners to Gays
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many gardeners does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in lightbulbs or daffodil bulbs.
Q: How many gas fitters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three: One to turn up the day before when you're out, one to change the switch, and one to bring along the wrong kind of bulb.
Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Hey, don't let's talk about the light bulb, honey, let's talk about the shade !
Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Nine: One to buy the light bulb from a gay-owned and operated store, two to tell him of some other place where he could have gotten it cheaper, one to call the local gay owned and operated contract business, and five to install the track lighting instead of using the new light bulb.
Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they get screwed in the ass instead.
Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One. However, it takes a whole emergency room to get it out.
Q: How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three, one to screw in an Art Deco bulb and two to shriek Fabulous!
Q: How many gay rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None: The bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
Q: How many gay-rights activists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The light bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it.
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw it in and the other to say Fabulous.
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