Light Bulb Jokes: Generals to Gods
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Generals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel.
Q: How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
Q: How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel.
Q: How many Gen-Xers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to go and shoplift the bulb so the boomers have something to screw in and the other to screw it in for minimum wage.
Q: How many George Smillivitches does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, becouse tough girls aren't afraid of the dark.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. They assign the task to a gastarbeiter.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Ve are asking ze qvestions here!
Q: How many GLC workers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Four. One to do it and three to go round putting up posters announcing that the GLC, working for London, is going to change the lightbulb.
Q: How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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