Light Bulb Jokes: Gorillas to Green Party Members
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it sure takes a lot of light bulbs!
Q: How many gorrilas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They prefer everything all black anyway.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : I don't know, but make my stipend tax-free, give my advisor a $100,000 grant of the taxpayer's money, and I'm sure he can tell me how to do the work for him so he can take the credit for answering this incredibly vital question.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : It all depends on the size of the grant.
Q: How many Graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : -One, but it takes seven years.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two and a professor to take credit.
Q: How many Green Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, they use light bulbs which don't burn out, so they don't know how.
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