Light Bulb Jokes: Greenpeace Researchers to Hackers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Greenpeace researchers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to put in the new one and one to recycle the old one.
Q: How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.
Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Ten. One to do it and nine to say how Jeff Beck would have done it.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 5, one to do it and 4 to say that they liked it but would have done it a bit differently.
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Five. One to change it, and four to stand around going Huh ! I could've done that !
Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : It can't be done. They only know how to twist things to the right.
Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Let the police do it - private citizens can't be trusted with light bulbs !
Q: How many gun control advocates does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : They don't do that; they pass laws against burned-out bulbs, and then they wonder why it's still so dark. Meanwhile, a lot of people get hurt because they can't see.
Q: How many gypsies does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None, but you lose a lot of light bulbs.
Q: How many hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Huh?...What? Oh, it's dark in here?
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