Light Bulb Jokes: Hardware Engineers to Heisenbergs
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Tell software to code around it.
Q: How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. That's a software problem. A': None. They just have marketing portray the dead bulb as a feature.
Q: How many Hari Krishnas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing.
Q: How many Harvard grads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many Harvard students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one. He holds the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.
Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to change it and two to say Excelleeeeeent !
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : If you know how many, you can't know if they've done it yet.
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is.
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : If you want to know how many, you can observe them as they come in the door. But if not observed, they come in waves.
Q: How many Heisenbergs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The probability that the light bulb will actually be changed in any time interval is independent of how long you've been waiting.
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