Light Bulb Jokes: Hell's Angels to House-keeping Staff
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Hell's Angels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one. But do you really want to hang upside down with a light bulb up your ass for asking??
Q: How many Helmsley employees does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 100: 99 to try, and one to fire them all.
Q: How many Help Desk people does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : PC Repair has received your mail concerning your hardware problem and has assigned your request Service Order Number 39712. Please use this number for any future reference to this case of trouble. As soon as a technician becomes available, you will be contacted.
Q: How many help desk techs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : I think that's a device driver problem.
Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
Ans : Both of them.
Q: How many hicks from Manassas, VA does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Four. One to do it and the other three to sit around and talk about how good the old one was.
Q: How many holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, they just deny the bulb ever went out in the first place.
Q: How many Home Secretaries does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None - they merely sack someone else for letting it go out.
Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.
Q: How many house-keeping staff does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : You know I only get paid $5 an hour to do this, and I don't know why I always have to do everybody else's work anyway.
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