Light Bulb Jokes: Humans to Ibm Types
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many humans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Not sure; I only know it takes only one to press the button which obliterates them all. The problem is estimating how many thousand years will be required to rediscover the technology to manufacture more and replace them.
Q: How many humor theorists does it take to submit a light bulb joke?
Ans : 300--one to change the bulb and 299 to analyze it to death.
Q: How many hunt sabs does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to do it and two to clean the muddy footprints off the carpet and the chair he was standing on.
Q: How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a left-handed socket?
Ans : There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw right they would not be hunters.
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to turn on a light bulb?
Ans : 33 - 1 to process the instruction and 32 to process the interrupt.
Q: How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
Q: How many IBM Technical Writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, provided there's an engineer around to explain how to do it.
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only This page intentionally left blank, and 20% of the definitions are of the form A:...... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks.
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : 100. Ten to do it, and 90 to write document number GC7500439-0001, Multitasking Incandescent Source System Facility, of which 10% of the pages state only This page intentionally left blank, and 20% of the definitions are of the form A ...... consists of sequences of non-blank characters separated by blanks.
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, provided there's an engineer around to explain how to do it.
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