Light Bulb Jokes: Ice Skaters to Iraqi Soldiers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many ice skaters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two, one to screw in the bulb, one to hire a hitman on club the other skater on the knee.
Q: How many IKEA shop assistans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Sorry, we ran out of light bulb stock. We expect it to arrive early next month. We do have ladders though! You just go straight on, then left and then right. No, thanks, anytime.
Q: How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : All of them, since changing light bulbs is the only kind of job they can get after they graduate.
Q: How many Indiana University "notes" users does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Have you ever wondered why it's so dark in Bloomington?
Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four-one to rob the liquor store to get money for the bulb, one to drive the getaway car, one to screw it in, and one to hold his crack pipe while he does it.
Q: How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Four--one to rob the liquor store to get money for the bulb, one to drive the getaway car, one to screw it in, and one to hold his crack pipe while he does it.
Q: How many integration testers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : We just find the problem. We don't fix them.
Q: How many Intel engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to put in the bulb, and one to hold the chair.
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping.....
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