Light Bulb Jokes: Iraqi Soldiers to Italians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Iraqi soldiers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : One. He takes it back to Baghdad for safe keeping.....
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity anymore.
Q: How many IRC chatters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They're so busy saying hello, goodbye, and kicking each other off that no one ever has enough time to get anything done !
Q: How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Never mind, we'll drink in the dark.
Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink till the room spins.
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six--four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and another one to screw it in.
Q: How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six-four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and one to screw the new bulb in.
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : I don't know exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss' secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Seargant-of-Arms nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan. (Refers to the Italian restaurant habit of sprinkling everything with Parmesan, even though it makes everything smell convincingly of sick.)
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