Light Bulb Jokes: Italians to John Majors
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Italians does it take to screw in the light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to screw it in, two to shoot the witnesses
Q: How many Japanese industrialists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three--one to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb.
Q: How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : -Two, one to call the electrician, and one to cry on mama's shoulder.
Q: How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine. Don't worry about me...
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, I'll sit in the dark. I'll be fine, don't worry, it's okay.
Q: How many Jewish Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : What? And wreck my nails?
Q: How many Jewish-American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to get a Tab and one to call Daddy.
Q: How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three, one to call the cleaning lady and two to feel guilty about it.
Q: How many Jo Brands does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None, you give it to a bloody man to do, cos it's a piece of cake, isn't it? Well, no, actually, that expression is crap isn't it, because if you had a piece of cake, you'd bloody well eat it, wouldn't you?
Q: How many John Majors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two. One to not do anything about it and one to try and blame the failure of the old bulb on the Labour party who put the original bulb in place 17 years ago.
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