Light Bulb Jokes: Journalists to Kennedys
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a lightbulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.
Q: How many jugglers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but he uses at least three bulbs.
Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Like...hey, WOOOOW, man, it's *dark*!
Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
Q: How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two: One to roll it, and one to light it up.
Q: How many junkies does it take?
Ans : Oh wow, is it like dark, man?
Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink till the room spins.
Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.
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