Light Bulb Jokes: Kennedys to Kindergarden Kids
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Oh, just one. But this bulb won't do. You want to use a 3-way bulb, but if you can afford it, I hear that next month GE will be coming out ....
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Lightbulbs? C'mon, I got sunlight, fluorescent, candles-anything you want.
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None: I've got a candle that looks just like it.
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One to light a candle and say it's just as good as electric light.
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out which is much better.
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two: One to screw in the bulb, and one to patch it into the Korg.
Q: How many KGB agents does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones.
Q: How many KGB agents does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two: One to screw it in and the other to check it for microphones.
Q: How many kindergarden kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?
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