Light Bulb Jokes: Klingons to Lawyers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Two, one to screw in the bulb and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Q: How many Ku Klux Klansmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One hundred-one to do it and the others to stand around solemnly and watch the old bulb burn.
Q: How many LA cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Five: One to screw in a new bulb, and four to beat the crap out of the old one.
Q: How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
Q: How many laboratory heads (senior researchers, etc.) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Five; one to change the lightbulb, the other four to stand around arguing whether he/she is taking the right approach.
Q: How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Q: How many Lacanians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three-one to do it, one to desire it, and the ignorant Other.
Q: How many law professors does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Fifty four. Eight to argue, one to get a continuance, one to object, one to demur, two to research precedents, one to dictate a letter, one to stipulate, five to turn in their time cards, one to depose, one to write interrogatories, two to settle, one to order a secretary to change the bulb, and twenty-eight to bill for professional services.
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