Light Bulb Jokes: Lawyers to Leos
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : How many can you afford?
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : It only takes one to change your bulb...to his.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Lawyers don't change bulbs. Now if you're looking for someone to really screw a bulb...
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None, lawyers only screw us.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to change it and 2 to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting Objection !
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to hold the chair, one to screw it in and one to write the liability insurance.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three-one to sue the power company for insufficiently supplying power, or negligent failure to prevent the surge that made the bulb burn out in the first place, one to sue the electrician who wired the house, and one to sue the bulb manufacturers.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agents get a Virgo in to do it for them while they're out.
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
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