Light Bulb Jokes: Lesbians to Liberals
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : - Three. One to do it, and two to talk about how much more gratifying it is than a man.
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. One to do it and one to make a video documentary about it.
Q: How many lexicographers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to light bulb.
Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)
Q: How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to screw it in and four to screw it up.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to screw it in and four to screw it up.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None: They can't remove the old ones since they are already part of the environment.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One liberal and twenty eight delegates representing all the social, economic, and ethnic communities.
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two-one to do it and the other to keep the first one's knee from jerking.
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