Light Bulb Jokes: Liberated Women to Lightbulbs
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many liberated women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Five. One to turn it in and four to form a support group.
Q: How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Libertarians never change light bulbs, because someone might enter the room who wants to sit in the dark.
Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark.
Q: How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business.
Q: How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : I don't know, but I can look it up for you.
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Two, the new one and the old one.
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a Soviet emigre?
Ans : One, if you aim well.
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?
Ans : One. It isn't too easy.
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a futurologist?
Ans : About 6,000,000. You pack them together under high pressure and drop the result from 100 meters on his head. Even if he can predict it to happen he cannot change it, right?
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