Light Bulb Jokes: Limbaugh-heads to Macintosh Engineers
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Limbaugh-heads does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : The number is irrelevant; they just stand around muttering ditto. And they don't do anything in the first place.
Q: How many Liverpool supporters does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 96. One to change it and 95 to get killed in the crush when the whole city turns up to watch.
Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but he uses a chainsaw.
Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : They can't do it, the light will disturb the spotted owls.
Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : (Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What ? Go all the way up there and come back empty ? You must be jokin' mate !
Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck...
Q: How many LP player users does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck...
Q: How many Lubavitcher Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Dark? Who says it's dark? Wait a few minutes and it'll get real bright!
Q: How many lumberjacks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but he uses a chainsaw.
Q: How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None - it has to be done by a local authorized dealer.
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