Light Bulb Jokes: Macintosh Engineers to Macrobiotics
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Macintosh engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. It has to be done by your local authorized dealer.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Did you try rebooting with extensions off ?
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Just one, but the new light bulbs aren't compatible with the old sockets, so he has to buy a complete upgrade or a new light.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Mac users don't screw, they just click the genital icon.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None - there's no documentation available, so you have to wait until a third-party supplier comes out with a solution.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but it costs $4000 and you have to replace the motherboard.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One, but you have to replace the whole motherboard.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Three: One to change the bulb, one to copyright the method for changing the bulb, and one to call in the lawyers on anyone who infringes on the look and feel of the bulb changing method.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two: One to ask the socket to eject the old bulb, and one to insert the new one.
Q: How many macrobiotics does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : Three. One to make the coffee, one to get the cigarettes, and one to ask Michio Kushi for instructions.
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