Light Bulb Jokes: Mafia Hitmen to Martians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.
Q: How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Depends on what you want to change it into.
Q: How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, let the bitch cook in the dark.
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subornidates to actually change it.
Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.
Q: How many managing editors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : You were supposed to have changed that lightbulb last week!
Q: How many manic-depressives does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Only one, but they keep changing it back and forth between the new and old bulbs.
Q: How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : One to screw in the bulb and a thousand to chant Fight Darkness!
Q: How many marketing directors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : It isn't too late to make this neon instead, is it?
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One-and-a-half.
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