Light Bulb Jokes: Marxists to Mathematicians
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the lightbulb itself.
Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Q: How many massage parlor attendants does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Whatever number turns you on, big boy.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb. If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb. Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : None. That's an engineer's job.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Just one, once you've managed to present the problem in terms he/she is familiar with.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.
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