Light Bulb Jokes: Mathematicians to Members Of The U.s.s. Enterprise
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : One. He gives it to six Oregonians, thereby simplifying the problem to the previous question.
Q: How many maths students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : 20. One to change it and the rest to watch and discuss how exciting it is.
Q: How many medical students does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Ans : None. They are too busy propping up the bar.
Q: How many members of Marillion does it take to change a light-bulb?"
Ans : Well, I thought it was going to be something to do with Fish (as in the ubiquitous surrealists joke,) but in fact the answer was only 2, but first they had to figure out how Genesis would have done it. Apparently this would be hilarious to fans of these groups, who believe Marillion to be Genesis copycats.
Q: How many members of Take That does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : They can't sing, they can't dance so what makes you think they can change a lightbulb?
Q: How many members of the England cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Four. One to change it after 85 overs, one to throw him the new one, one to drop it, and one to get caught rubbing something out of his pocket into it.
Q: How many members of the Pakistan cricket team does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : None. The players should only have to play 80 overs in a day. To expect them to do any more would place an unnecessary strain upon them.
Q: How many members of the royal family does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Ans : Actually none. As your queen I would like to reassure the people of the commonwealth that while our family may have had our Annus Horribilis and while some of us may have screwed in the stables or in the mud, none of us, to my knowledge, have actually screwed in a lightbulb.
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : All of them. Bones to say Its dead Jim, Uhura to send a distress signal, Sulu to listen to Chekov saying Light bulbs vere really an old russian invention, Spock to be fascinated by the illogic inherent in the early demise of the light bulb, Scotty to do the work, and Kirk to get the girl.
Q: How many members of the U.S.S. Enterprise does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Six-Scotty to get on the intercom when the light goes out and say I canna do it, Cap'n! These bulbs are stoon dead, Spock to tell Kirk he is proceeding illogically, McCoy to say They're BURNED-OUT, Jim! and Dammit Jim-I'm a doctor not an electrician!!, Kirk to screw it in, and two red-shirt security men to die in the process.
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