Light Bulb Jokes: Men to Microsoft Employees
(Light Bulb Jokes collected: 1045)
Q: How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Screw that. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : One. Men screw anything.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The bulb isn't bright enough.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : None. The dim bulbs aren't changed, they are humanely euthanized.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to screw in a litebulb?
Ans : None. They know that litebulb is misspelled and therefore cannot exist to be screwed in. Now of course, if it were a Miller Lite bulb...
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans : Two. But don't ask me how they got in there!
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?
Ans : Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : Eight: one to work the bulb and seven to make sure Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Ans : It burned out? You must be using a non-standard socket.
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